The Troutmen; an introduction
This is a (lame) blog I (Chris) made, without consulting Kim, about us. I took the day off of work (I participated in a cubical decorating contest at work and won a Tuesday) and this is the best thing I can think to do with it.
We are married now and love each other whether we like it or not.
We have a new house on Cloverleaf Dr. It's on the east side. On the drive from the reception to the house to change clothes before the flight, someone threw a knife across the street in front of our car. I took several trips to Homedepot yesterday, and I saw the same Hispanic cross dressing gangster three times. We have an A&W less than 200 yards from our house. Our neighbors on one side are lesbians and the other side own a roto-router truck and a bug zapper.
I'll post house pics later.
Here are H-moon pics for enjoyment.
Kim getting her crotch inspected by airport security- also the TSA agent didn't like me photographing their crotch inspecting techniques.
We are in an elevator at the W in SF.
The only photo of us together that we didn't have to hold the camera.
Kim pre breakfast...
Kim post breakfast.
You can look but you can't touch. This is off the market now.
Kim liked the preview for Step Brothers so much she wanted me to take a picture of it!
This was our hotel view. And Kim.
The prettiest thing in the SFMOMA
A SF hot dog. I ate the whole thing! This was at the place where George Lucas filmed American Graffiti.
Kim's first subway!
Kim and a guy having the worst day ever.
Us in front of a glass boat thing. I have large stubble.
Kim is having a good time in Haight-Ashbury.
This is serious.
A kid missing an arm.
JADE NOODLES!
China Town made us dizzy.
Yep.
Hotel room.
Kim found a hat.
Chris found a hat too!
Kim in City Lights. We bought books.
I got in a little argument with this guy at the mall.
We saw this bread place on TV in the morning and then ate there for lunch!
Lots of sea lions and the golden gate behind them. It smelt bad here.
Kim is so excited for Alcatraz!
So happy to be married and on a ferry.
Let her out!
Ok thanks.
4 comments:
love it!
anonymous commenter
cool! are you thinking of becoming a honeymoon planner? or photographer?
I think you should think about becoming a professional picture captioner, those were some pretty clever captions.
Great blog! I'm putting a link on my work computer for a laugh fix. I'm not at all surprised that you still have your VHSs. We have some the library that are really old. They still work and still get checked out. The DVDs, on the other hand, don't last too long, so much for new technology...
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